septemberepisode:

"hey legolas some of those prisoners have pretty cool beards"

"I guess"

"wanna give it a go"

"GAME ON"

itsbetterthananal:

my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

cityneonlights:

cityneonlights

sizvideos:

Video

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

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